《完美的女人》MP3歌词-杨呈伟？

完美的女人

杨呈伟

专辑：The Wedding Banquet/Songs From The Musical

语种： 英语

发行时间：2优艾设计网_平面设计003-08-07

本歌词于吾爱知道

完美的女人 - 杨呈伟

The perfect woman's scholarly at least a PHD

But just one PHD

She should have two or three

In Physics and Statistics

Come on be realistic

And Classic Russian Novels from the 19th century

Now how about her breeding

The finest line of course

For Christ's sakes

Are you looking for a woman or a horse

Her ancestry is vital

Then find one with a title

And maybe you'll get money

When she sues you for divorce

So what to say

She knows ballet

A girl who's fun

Who packs a gun

Secure like me

She's six foot three

Now Simon please

The girl's Chinese

Okay she's six foot one

She wants to bear my son

Now that'd be something else

Conceiving by herself

The perfect woman walks with grace

Is Grace a woman too

The perfect woman knows her place

And knows it's not with you

The perfect woman's not a floozy

But you hope she won't be choosy

She knows traditions must be shown respect

She knows just what my parents will expect

She matches every item on my list

The perfect woman

The perfect woman

Does not exist

The perfect woman's cultured

Well-connected and well-bred

She's over-educated

And let's not forget well-fed

She's brainy and she's classy

But don't forget the chassis

'Cause one night you might find yourself

In the perfect woman's bed

I guess she's strong

You can't go wrong

Childbearing hips

Load-bearing lips

A shapely breast

A hairy chest

Attractive eyes

And chiseled thighs

And wait chiseled what

And yeah a bubble butt

Now Simon that's just wrong

And yeah a great big schlong

The perfect woman is the one

You take to bed each night

The perfect woman can be fun

But she'll put up a fight

The perfect woman

Should be able to drink beneath the table

To scratch her balls and smoke a fine cigar

Sew curtains then go out and fix the car

Sing La Boheme like any opera star

The perfect woman knows you well

And makes you feel complete

The perfect woman never tells

She's perfectly discreet

The perfect woman helps her lover

When he needs to keep his cover

She puts up with her lover's silly crap

She helps her lover slip the family trap

She tolerates him when he's wackeroo

She sounds like me

And me too

The perfect woman

The perfect woman

Is you

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